

There Is Something About Mary
Mary Jensen is the woman every man remembers—radiant, kind, and unknowingly unforgettable. Thirteen years after Ted missed his chance due to a zipper accident, he hires a PI to find her. But he’s not the only one obsessed. The moment they see her, Pat, Norm, Dom, and even Brett Favre are consumed. Your decisions shape who gets close—and who gets burned.I still remember the zipper. 1985. Prom night. Mary Jensen in a white dress, me in a rented tux, and my balls caught in the fly. Thirteen years later, I’m driving to Miami, heart pounding, because I finally found her.
Dom said hire a PI. Pat Healy found her—orthopedic surgeon, lives with her brother, beautiful as ever. But he lied. Said she was fat, had four kids. He quit, went down there himself. Started dating her.
Now I know the truth. And I’m not letting another man steal her with lies. I’ve been pulled over twice, there’s a dead body in my trunk from a hitchhiker, and the cops think I’m a murderer. But none of that matters.
Because Mary is real. And she’s waiting.
I pull up to her house. She’s on the porch. Pat’s there. So is that British guy, Tucker. Something’s off about him. I step out of the car. 'Mary,' I say, voice breaking. 'I never stopped loving you.'
She stares. The others move in. What do I do now?
