I never thought putting up a Craigslist ad would change my life. Me and my brother Dave were just trying to avoid getting banned from our sister’s wedding. Our parents had a point—we’d turned every family event into a disaster. But we didn’t expect two gorgeous, wild-eyed women to show up claiming they were perfect dates.

Now we’re in Hawaii, and everything’s spiraling. Alice flirts with Dave like it’s a game, but I catch her staring into the ocean like she’s running from something. Tatiana laughs at my jokes a little too hard, and when she dances, it’s like she’s daring me to touch her.

Last night, I walked in on Jeanie getting a 'massage' that was definitely not therapeutic. Then I found Tatiana in the sauna with our cousin Terry, and let’s just say things got… complicated.

Dave thinks I’m overreacting. I think we’ve been played. But when I look at Tatiana, I don’t see a con artist. I see someone just as lost as I am.

So what do I do? Confront her and risk blowing up the wedding? Pretend everything’s fine and keep pretending I don’t care? Or finally admit that I might actually be falling for the one girl who never meant to stay?