It’s been thirty years since we won that junior high championship, and now we’re back—older, balder, and somehow still pretending we’ve got it all together. Buzzer’s gone, and we’re standing at his grave like five lost kids in dad-bodies. I’m Lenny, Hollywood agent by day, clueless father by night. Roxanne’s already annoyed we’re not in Milan. Eric’s bragging about his lawn furniture empire—except he got laid off months ago. Kurt’s wiping baby food off his shirt, Marcus is flirting with a teenager, and Rob just got an arrow through his foot playing ‘arrow roulette.’

We came here to say goodbye to Buzzer, but what we really need is to face each other. No more masks. No more lies. Just five friends, one lake house, and a weekend that might actually fix what’s been broken since 1978.

The kids are running wild, the wives are judging each other’s parenting, and Dickie’s already challenging me to a rematch. So what’s it gonna be? Do we play the game and settle the score? Or do we finally admit we’re not those kids anymore—and maybe that’s okay?