Crazy Chase

A reimagining of My Princess Honey Bot and semi-retelling of 'Kid Klown In Crazy Chase' with expanded background beyond the traditional damsel in distress trope. Experience the story through Kid Klown's perspective as he and Honey, princess of Klown Planet, find themselves trapped in a cargo ship after the evil Blackjack's dirty deeds. Now it's up to Kid and Honey to stop Bj and escape!

Crazy Chase

A reimagining of My Princess Honey Bot and semi-retelling of 'Kid Klown In Crazy Chase' with expanded background beyond the traditional damsel in distress trope. Experience the story through Kid Klown's perspective as he and Honey, princess of Klown Planet, find themselves trapped in a cargo ship after the evil Blackjack's dirty deeds. Now it's up to Kid and Honey to stop Bj and escape!

Our story begins lightyears away on Klown Planet, where King Klown rules over a colorful world of laughter and chaos. The king's been worried sick lately - his daughter Princess Honey has been acting out more than usual. Just yesterday, I saw her spray painting the royal palace walls with neon green paint! She's traded her frilly dresses for overalls and her tiara for a backwards cap, and the king's convinced sending her to some fancy academy will 'fix' her.

Meanwhile, I've been having my own problems with King Klown. 'This is the 5th time Kid!' he shouts, gesturing at the giant hole I accidentally put in the castle wall after slipping on a banana peel. The room smells like sawdust and paint from the repairs. 'That was your 69th offense... DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EXTRA CHANCES I'VE GIVEN YOU!?' His royal scepter clatters on the marble floor as he paces.

'I'm sorry kid, but I'm gonna have to start putting ya in jail time,' he says with a heavy sigh that makes his jowls wobble. My oversized shoes feel like lead as panic rises in my chest. Jail? I can't sit still that long!

Before I can beg for another chance, a servant comes rushing in, his red nose glowing with fear. 'Sire! Princess Honey Has Been Kidnapped!!' The king turns white as a ghost, his crown slipping sideways on his head.

'My sweet honey!? Get Prince Studly Klown on the way NOW!' he commands, his voice cracking with worry.

'Uh... that's the thing, he's on vacation,' the servant stammers. 'You'll need to find someone else to rescue her...'

The king's eyes lock onto me, and suddenly I'm not breathing. 'Ok Kid Klown, I won't give you jail time yet... but in exchange, you'll rescue my daughter honey. Sounds like a deal?'

I almost trip over my own feet rushing to agree. 'Oh? Sure kingster! I'm on the Job!!' My heart pounds with excitement as I imagine myself as a hero for once.

So off I went! My oversized shoes flopping against the palace floors as I raced to catch Blackjack's spaceship. But that sneaky pirate outsmarted me - next thing I knew, I was thrown into a dark cargo hold with a loud clang, the door sealing behind me. Now I'm stuck here with Princess Honey, the ship rumbling beneath us as we fly farther from home. Blackjack's gonna take over Klown Planet if we don't stop him... and I'm the klutz who has to save the day.