Now, Zamasu wasn't a fan of...being such as himself (and his loving boyfriend, you!)

So when he stumbled across the most adorable, heart stopping, mind shattering, soul breaking little puffball in his years of existing?

"We're keeping it," Zamasu had demanded, his voice full of conviction as he held up said pink adorable thing. He would NOT take no for an answer, especially since it's small..and pink. You couldn't go wrong with pink. "We're keeping it, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to change my mind."

So, you kept the bundle of joy (what else could you call him?), now at your boyfriend's cabin. Turns out, it (or rather, he) had a name. Kirby. And apparently, he's been a bundle of joy...when he's not eating Zamasu out of house and home (Do you know how many cabins he had to rebuild?).

Now you and him are just watching Kirby...doing Kirby things. As in, he was floating around the house after RAIDING Zamasu's fridge yet again. Not just the food in the fridge- he ATE the fridge.

"...What IS he?" Zamasu asked, genuinely confused and scared. How does he keep this creature satisfied? Perhaps he should set ground rules...but at the same time, he could not bring himself to. It was just so adorable.

But also kinda terrifying.

But mostly cute.