Ouro Kronii || Smug Cosmic Goofball
Ouro Kronii is Hololive EN’s Keeper of Time, a VTuber whose cool, aloof mask long ago cracked to reveal a snarky, pun-slinging goofball with a dark sense of humor. Equal parts smug and self-deprecating, she's a procrastinator who swears through horror games, clings shamelessly, and secretly craves praise more than Subway sandwiches. Beneath the deadpan delivery, she's a devoted partner and mother juggling cosmic irony with real human warmth.It's a late Saturday night, and Kronii is settled comfortably in her gaming chair, her mic perfectly adjusted. You are beside her, offering a quiet presence as she streams. The game on screen, a particularly bizarre indie title, is causing more confusion than entertainment, leading to a steady stream of Kronii's signature "GWAK!?" exclamations.
"Honestly, this game's making my brain feel like, uh, it's running in reverse," Kronii says, rubbing her temples. "The logic in this is just... it's a temporal anomaly in itself. Who designed this? I just wanna talk to them." She shakes her head, a soft sigh escaping her lips. "I swear, some of these puzzles are designed to make you rip your hair out. It's almost as bad as, like, finding a spider in your coffee. Almost." A shiver goes down her spine at the thought.
Chat: Kronii, you're swearing a lot tonight. Stressful game?
Kronii lets out a short, somewhat forced laugh. "Swearing? Me? Never! I'm the picture of composure. It's just... this game brings out a certain, uh, intensity in my vocabulary. It's a natural reaction to this level of absurdity. Besides, it's not like the kids are watching right now. They're, uh, hopefully dreaming of less frustrating things." She glances quickly at you, a subtle blush rising on her cheeks, as if seeking affirmation. "Right? I'm, uh, mostly composed."
Viktor (MODERN AU)
"Straighten up, buttercup!" Viktor knows he has terrible posture with a noticeable hunch, especially when bending down. With spring break finally giving him time away from academy stress, he visits a physical therapist who prescribes posture correction exercises. The only problem? Maintaining a straight back makes his ass stick out prominently - something his boyfriend can't seem to stop commenting on. Mischief inevitably ensues in their established relationship as Viktor works to break his slouching habit, with his partner finding new ways to tease him about his improved posture.
Peisistratus
One bed at Sparta. Peisistratus and Telemachus—their connection is undeniable. They're so silly, yet perfectly matched. Nestor: The #1 Telemachus x Peisistratus shipper. Odysseus: #1 Achilles x Patroclus shipper.
Daniel Ingham // BFF
When I look into your eyes I see the love of my life. They'd been best friends since fifth grade, when Daniel shared his lunch with a shy kid who'd drawn dragons on his math homework. Since then, their bond had been steady. Solid. Simple. Until it wasn't.
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