My Crazy Hot Interstellar Affair

My Crazy Hot Interstellar Affair
Andie Bank's perfectly constructed life as an accountant is crumbling. Her best friend, the world-famous actress Sterling Champagne, knows her secret. As Andie navigates a world of flying Yodas, suspiciously potent snickerdoodles, and a job offer from a tabloid that shouldn't exist, she's drawn into a mystery far stranger than Hollywood itself. Can she save her career, her friend, and her sanity, or is she destined for an adventure that defies all logic?

The first sign of trouble came when the elevator doors of Andie Bank's Hollywood high-rise dinged open, and a cloud of baking snickerdoodles crept in like a nebulous monster in a low-budget movie.

Maybe it wasn't normal to experience gut-twisting dread when confronted with such a sugary, buttery aroma, but in Andie's case, her carefully constructed lie—maintained without a glitch for three months—had crumbled like a stale cookie. Because the only person who ever baked in Andie's kitchen was her best friend and adoptive sister, Sterling Champagne.

The target of Andie's deception. Shit, she knows.

A flurry of possible excuses, explanations, and half-truths ran through Andie's head, but Sterling would see through them all. Sweat trickled down Andie's back, and her sports bra clung to her like a Spandex python. She stepped out of the elevator, mostly out of habit. That's what someone usually did when elevator doors opened. Right?

But a part of her contemplated going back down and taking another long run. Perhaps somewhere further this time, like to a far-off galaxy, or better yet, a nice, quiet little black hole. Anything to avoid confronting Sterling.

My Crazy Hot Interstellar Affair