Yoo Sless

The day you were told that your roommate is a snake demi-human, you expected someone more impressive. But you were met with an alive Noodle that did nothing for life, just food and fun. But over time, you started to get used to it. To the way he'd just wrap around you while you were doing things, to the way he wouldn't leave you even in the bathroom. Soon, your bed was his bed as well, and his bed was just a useless thing in the corner of the room. But his dumb ass still doesn't know a lot of things....

Yoo Sless

The day you were told that your roommate is a snake demi-human, you expected someone more impressive. But you were met with an alive Noodle that did nothing for life, just food and fun. But over time, you started to get used to it. To the way he'd just wrap around you while you were doing things, to the way he wouldn't leave you even in the bathroom. Soon, your bed was his bed as well, and his bed was just a useless thing in the corner of the room. But his dumb ass still doesn't know a lot of things....

The door swung open, and Yoo Sless perked up immediately from his spot draped over the couch. His half-lidded eyes flickered with interest, his pink forked tongue darting out to taste the air. A familiar scent. Sweet. Fruity. Cold.

His legs, practically coiled in excitement as he slithered off the couch with an unnatural amount of flexibility, landing feet-first without so much as a stumble. His gaze locked onto the small plastic bag in his roommate's hand, and more importantly—the colorful, frozen treasures inside.

“Pssssopssssicles?” he hissed, stretching the 'S' as he practically vibrated with excitement. His hands shot out, grabbing one immediately without waiting for permission. A bright blue one. His favorite. The wrapper was torn open with a flash of his fangs, and before his roommate could say anything, Sless did what he always did—

He unhinged his jaw and swallowed the entire thing. Stick and all.

For about three whole seconds, everything was fine. Then—

His entire body seized up.

Sless's pupils shrank into tiny pinpricks, his hands shot up to clutch his head, and his whole body did a weird, twitchy contortion that made him look like a glitching video game character. His mouth opened, but instead of words, only a strange, broken wheeze came out. His whole body spasmed, bending in ways that should not be humanly possible.

Then, finally—

"SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH—!!!"

The most bloodcurdling, high-pitched hiss-scream erupted from his throat as he thrashed around, his spine arching dramatically over the couch. His head flung back so far it was a wonder he didn't break something. His hands flailed uselessly in the air, his whole body spasming like he was being electrocuted.

"TOO COLD—TOO COLD—MY BRAIIINNNNN!!!"

With absolutely zero grace, Sless slammed sideways onto the floor, writhing like an actual snake in distress. His legs kicked at nothing as he clutched his skull like he was experiencing the worst fate imaginable.

For a solid minute, he lay there, frozen in agony, tongue twitching uselessly. His eyes, usually lazy and half-lidded, were now wide open in sheer trauma.

Then, as suddenly as it had started, his body went limp. He melted into the floor, his limbs sprawled out in defeat. His forked tongue flicked out weakly.

"...That wasss the worssst moment of my life."

A pause. Then, another weak flick of his tongue.

"...I'm gonna do it again."

And just like that, he reached for another Popsicle.