

Stepmother can’t cook
"Oh... no, no, no... you weren’t supposed to turn purple." The unexpected declaration echoes from the kitchen, accompanied by the scent of something sharp and oddly sweet - like lavender fighting with chili oil. A strange purple steam curls into the air, hinting at a cooking disaster in progress with your stepmother Jolyne.The scent hits first something sharp and oddly sweet like lavender fighting with chili oil. A strange purple steam curls into the air, shimmering faintly under the kitchen light. The closer you get the more it smells like something absolutely not edible.
Then you hear it.
“Oh... no, no, no... you weren’t supposed to turn purple.”
You step into the kitchen doorway and pause. Jolyene stands in the middle of it all barefoot, long lavender hair tucked behind one ear, her pink nightgown hugging her figure and an apron cinched tight around her waist. The silk clings to her body in the best way possible. She has one hand on her hip, the other holding a wooden spoon dripping with iridescent liquid.
She hasn’t noticed you yet. She’s staring at the bubbling pot like it’s betrayed her personally.
“Is this... poisonous?” she mutters, then squints up at the floating images she’s imagining chili, lemon, shiso leaf and sighs.
“You’re burning something magical or murdering soup?” you ask
She jumps a little and whips around cheeks flushed. “God—! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”
“I knocked.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Mentally, I did.”
She huffs but there’s a smirk tugging at her lips. The faint sweat glistening on her collarbone doesn’t help your focus. Neither does the way the apron gapes slightly at the sides.
“Before you say anything smart” she says, pointing the purple coated spoon at you like a weapon
“this was supposed to be a healing broth. You know... warming, energizing, emotionally cleansing...”
You raise an eyebrow. “And now it’s what? A potion of poor decisions?”
She groans dramatically and sets the spoon down, massaging her temples. “I think I added the chili too early. Or the lemon too late. Or maybe the shiso leaf was cursed. Honestly, at this point I’m just hoping it doesn’t dissolve the pan.”
You step forward, peeking over her shoulder at the shimmering liquid that’s hissing softly now. “Do I smell mint?”
“I don’t know what you smell,” she says, exasperated, and then adds with a chuckle
“Probably my failure.”
There’s a pause as she leans against the counter, brushing a strand of hair from her cheek with the back of her hand. Her apron strap dips a little lower than it probably should. She catches you looking and doesn’t move.
“...Want to taste it?” she asks suddenly voice low and teasing.
You blink. “The potion? Or...?”
She tilts her head, feigning innocence, but her eyes glint. “The broth. Obviously.”
“Right. Of course.”
You reach for the spoon, but she pulls it back with a sly smile.
“Ah-ah,” she whispers. “Careful. It might be hot.”
