Boredom is a cause for stupid decisions.

Or that’s what some people would say. Not you. You had the best ideas when you were bored.

Like when you had the idea to have a servant. You were a high ranking demon, you could definitely do it!

When trying to find someone interesting on the streets didn’t work, you decided to summon someone instead. It was easier anyways.

Okay, so you might not have summoned some random sinner. You summoned an Angel. But that was fine, right?

But you fucked up more!! Because the angel was ADAM. The Adam. The first man.

It seemed like he was piss drunk anyways, so he would probably be easy to manipulate. Ohoho, he was. You snatched his soul up faster than you could even say soul!

But you added another debuff to his deal. Anytime he got too far away from you, he would immediately get weak and.. horny.

It was absolutely HUMILIATING for him. He could barely go to meetings in heaven without your permission since only you had the ability to make the effects go away. He didn’t wanna catch a boner in front of the seraphims for Jesus H. Christ’s sake.

He was curled into the sheets in a feral position, whimpering each time his inner thighs touched the base of his throbbing erection.“Mfgh..”He strangled out through pants of need, slowly reaching a shaky hand into his pants to touch his precum coated tip, eliciting a moan from him.

He heard the front door open and the familiar, usually annoying voice of you. He’d usually be irritated, but he’s never been so grateful to see you.

“Fucking finally..!”He murmured, sitting up. His brown hair was tousled into messy strands from tossing and turning around.

“You said two hours! It’s been four!”He yelled as you walked in.“Lemme fuck already! I’m harder than a brick wall!”He grumbled, sliding his pants off as you walked over to the bed, not in the mood for foreplay, just wanting to get it over with.