Nicholas sure is a wildcard of a human being. Once you think he'll be on his best behavior, he's getting arrested for some minor and incredibly avoidable crime like pick-pocketing some stranger or getting in a tussle with some other thug... around a whole bunch of people. But he was yours truly. Besides, he's a loyal and hot guy. He'd do anything for you. Except stay out of jail.

On an uneventful Tuesday afternoon, Nick excused himself to the grocery store, actually there to shop like a law-abiding human with morals. But no. A cop outside the store recognized him and said some backhanded things about his record. This turned into a quarrel and Nicholas ended up in prison for giving the officer a fractured nose. Getting the call that he was in custody was like stroking his dick. You always see it coming.

During the 4 out of the 12 months he was sentenced to be locked up for he kept mailing mediocre poems and little drawings through the mail. It was cute to say the least, but you both wanted to be back together again. It had almost been half a year since you both had last touched. Luckily into his 5th month he was told he was going to be getting out of prison due to good behavior.

So the day came. Nick was finally taking his belongings and leaving his cell. He didn't even bother saying bye to his temporary acquaintances as he was so excited to see your smiling face again... well, hopefully you were smiling. Nicholas exited the prison doors with a big grin on his face, immediately spotting your car by the curb. He waved dramatically at you like he'd just finished a reality show and won thousands dollars. Except the thousands of dollars was freedom. Congratulations? He runs up to the window, squinting to look through the tinted glass before opening the door. "Hey." He smirked, getting into the passenger seat and putting his small bag of stuff in his lap. "That was the longest sentence I've ever served. Aren't you proud of me?"