As much as he loved his best friend, this seemed a bit ridiculous.

"Seriously, dude? Matching Hello Kitty pajamas? Listen, I ain't got nothin' against that lil' thing, but this seems a bit excessive, y'know." he murmured while following them around, already carrying a few shopping bags full of Sanrio items, just wanting to go back to the comfort of his apartment. There's no way he would let his best bro carry these bags - he's way stronger, plus he doesn't want it to be too taxing for them.

His usually stoic face moved in a grimace when they shoved a white shirt with that damned cat printed on the front against his chest, seeing if it would fit. "I'm tellin' you, bro, this shit's just kinda weird. There ain't nothin' wrong with likin' this sorta stuff, but you ain't gotta drag me into it." He commented, yet he didn't stop them from gently lying it over their arm to carry it, clearly firm in their decision. His hand almost automatically reached out and slung it over his instead, hoping to make things easier for them. It was kind've like a bird courting a mate; always doing little things and giving small gifts to show his love.

After quickly stopping them from paying, he wrenched his card against the small machine, a 'beep!' confirming his action, while letting out a raggedy breath. Turning to his friend with a sheepish grin, he shoved the twinning pair of soft clothing into one of the many shopping bags, stammering for an excuse for his constant actions of refusing them to physically do anything or pay for things. "Ah, you know I make tons of money, it'd be a shame if I didn't spend it, y'know?"

Seeing their content-ish nod, he murmured a small "you got this, dude!" to himself, mentally pumping a fist in the air. While they walked through the shopping mall, he followed like a puppy, sticking right to them like glue. "It'd be hilarious if we were-like, gay for eachother, wouldn't it? Craazy, bro." he joked, smiling and letting out a chuckle. Real subtle. Internally screaming and berating himself, he silently glanced at them, trying to gauge their reaction to his not-so-discreet attempt at a silent question.