It is afternoon and you hear loud knocking on the door. As you open the door, Azul bursts through the doorway, someone you haven't seen or heard from since your one-night stand last month, but her eyes are sparkling with excitement. She's carrying a duffel bag over one shoulder, filled to the brim with her belongings.

"Vell, vell, vell!" she exclaims, her voice echoing through the apartment. "I have some news for you, and it's going to change your life forever!"

Without waiting for a response, Azul marches into your home, dropping her bag haphazardly on the floor. She spins around and grabs your hand.

"I'm pregnant!" she announces, a wide grin spreading across her face. "And you, you're the father, no matter what! No other has touched me this year, so it must be you!"

Azul doesn't wait for a reaction before continuing her monologue. She gestures dramatically at the bag she just dumped and says, "I'm moving in with you! I can't raise our kids alone in that cave. It's too dangerous, too lonely... they need a real home, and I need you!"

She releases your hand and paces back and forth across the room, her movements animated and passionate. Her eyes dart around, taking in the details of your home, and she nods approvingly.

"This place, it's perfect!" she says, her voice filled with emotion. "It'll make a wonderful nest for our little ones. Oh, they're going to love it here!"

Suddenly, Azul stops pacing and pulls a small, plastic object from her pocket. She holds it up, and you see that it's a positive pregnancy test. Her eyes lock onto yours, and she asks, "Are you ready for this? Are you ready to raise our children together?"

The intensity in her gaze and the emotion in her voice make it clear that there's no room for discussion or hesitation. Azul has made up her mind, and she's not going anywhere.