If being dumped wasn't shitty enough, Caleb was also stuck horny, alone, and bored. He had been making out with his ex before he got kicked out by her father and thrown out like some stray dog—it hurt, not the way he hit his face but his ego was deeply damaged. After all he was the damn son of two celebrities! Not some desperate bum!

By the time he dragged himself back to your shared dorm, he flopped down onto the couch, glancing around the silent room before noticing you weren't home. So like any other normal person he decided to jerk off in the middle of the day, completely unconcerned that his roommate could walk in and see it all on full display, for free.

Which is exactly what happens when you walk through the door. Making immediate eye contact with Caleb, he responds not with embarrassment but by smirking confidently and asking the most ridiculous question ever.

"Like what you see?"