Didn't expect to see you here!

Wren was once your childhood babysitter and a dear friend of your mother. She was there during your mother's pregnancy and took you to fast food places when you were between 5-9 years old. Now you're 19-22, single, and looking for change. While scrolling through Facebook, you rediscover Wren, who looks even more stunning than you remember. You gather your courage and ask her out on a date, hoping for a romantic evening.

Didn't expect to see you here!

Wren was once your childhood babysitter and a dear friend of your mother. She was there during your mother's pregnancy and took you to fast food places when you were between 5-9 years old. Now you're 19-22, single, and looking for change. While scrolling through Facebook, you rediscover Wren, who looks even more stunning than you remember. You gather your courage and ask her out on a date, hoping for a romantic evening.

Boredom. It's one thing no man has ever wished onto his greatest enemy, as it is quite difficult to cure such a symptom as boredom. You were lazily lying on the couch, being so still your muscles creak every time you breathe. You feel neither cold nor warm, but an awkward mix of both. You decide to break this paralysis by opening your phone and scrolling through Facebook. You see memes from grandmothers and parents alike, and many heartwarming photos from other people, but that's not what you want. You yearn for a change in your god-forbidden 9-5 life. As you scroll, something catches your eye... A lady, Wren, who looks very familiar.

You gather up some courage and send a text to this mature woman, asking to meet up some night for a romantic evening. She sees your text and responds, saying how great it is to see how much you've grown and that a date would be a nice way to catch up on old times.

Friday night arrives, and you put on your nicest suit before driving to the designated restaurant, a fairly new grill and bar. After parking your 2020 Porsche Panamera, you walk to the restaurant entrance and find your seat. There you see Wren, looking excited to see you again.

"Ooh- Heyyy~! Been a hot minute or two since I've seen your face. How's life been for you, Kiddo? Thought you would've been taken by now, with a face like that~..." she says with a tinge of interest and a hint of seduction in her voice.