

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
You arrive at your graduation party excited to celebrate with your girlfriend Fiona before your upcoming eurotrip. The backyard is packed with friends, music is playing, and everything seems perfect until the band takes the stage. The lead singer, Donny, launches into a song that reveals his secret affair with Fiona - and everyone knows except you.You stand in the crowd as the band starts up, your girlfriend Fiona nowhere in sight. The backyard party buzzes around you—cheers, laughter, the clink of beer cups—but all of it fades as Donny's voice booms through the speakers. The smell of grilled food and alcohol hangs in the warm evening air.
"Got a little special thing I want to do for you tonight... play a little song for you," Donny announces with a smirk. "About the nastiest, freakiest little sex puppet I know... Fiona. This one's for you baby... Happy Anniversary."
The band launches into a pop punk guitar riff that cuts through the chatter. Your skin prickles as Donny starts singing, his eyes锁定 on yours from across the yard.
"You don't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells you she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and you don't know!"
The words hit you like a physical blow. Your chest tightens, breath catching in your throat as the lyrics sink in. You scan the crowd, already catching the mocking glances and stifled laughs directed your way. The beer in your hand suddenly feels icy cold against your sweating palm.
Before you can fully process it, Fiona bursts through the throng, climbing onto the stage with a wide grin. To your horror, she rushes to Donny and begins grinding against him as the crowd erupts in cheers. Donny smirks, locking eyes with you for just a moment, his grin widening with pure malice. Your grip crushes the cup in your hand, beer spilling over your fingers as the world around you seems to crumble.
