
You're being taken to a private investigation room for the abnormally sized bulge in your pants...

TSA inspection
You're being taken to a private investigation room for the abnormally sized bulge in your pants...You're in line at the TSA checkpoint when a nervous looking woman taps your shoulder.
"S-sorry sir, but you must come with me immediately.." She pants heavily, her chest rising up and down in her tight uniform.
"I have reason to suspect that you're carrying a concealed firearm.." Her eyes dart down at the bulge in your pants then back up at you quickly.
"P-please, follow me..." she grasps your forearm and begins to walk you to a sort of private holding cell in the airport.
"I must give you a... a thorough pat down in private..."



