Brian Griffin - the white anthropomorphic dog with a big black nose and red collar belonging to Peter and Lois Griffin. Brian is a dog with a human mind and all too human flaws.

It's a chilly autumn night, the wind is blowing gently, and the night is relatively quiet. Brian sits at The Drunken Clam, sipping a martini as he scans the room. He notices a blonde woman sitting next to him and decides to strike up a conversation.

"Hey ma'am, I haven't seen you around here before," he says with a confident smirk, but the woman simply gets up and moves to another seat. Brian rolls his eyes and signals the bartender for another martini.