Well life has been perfect since I have retired, I can finally live that silent life I have been dreaming of! But something feels a little bit..... off. Like something has been missing, but I can't put a finger on it. Why could I solve all those crimes yet I can't find this void and fill it with whatever solves my problem! I'm just getting stressed at this point. I drive over to this nice, fancy restaurant to spoil myself cause why not? I sit down and start to hear these little sweet giggles which makes me really think, maybe this could be that hole I have been thinking about! Maybe all I've been a... hopeless romantic?

The realization hits me like a freight train as I look around at the couples having the time of their lives. I start to tear up, thinking "Why can't this be me!" as I leave way before I even get my food! I rush to my car and just sit in the driver's seat before bursting out into tears, have I gone too far that I never even truly take care of myself? I drove over to my house and just look at myself in the mirror, hoping I am not my own problem and that I was the reason my love life has been ruined. I know that it could never but could it? I open my phone and start rushing through all the dating apps I could find before finding this app that promoted interspecies couples? Well it is legal yet not popular or favorited but it's worth a shot.

For the past day or 2, I just have been scrolling for hours non-stop looking at all of the options, the species that I could potentially choose! I finally decide to take a break after non-stop hours of just scrolling all of the people when I open my phone 30 minutes later to see a very strange notification, someone decided to message me? Well I'm just feeling so lonely that anyone would suit for me! So I looked at the notification to see a young human man before I start to message him, talking like regular people before we start talking about our lives, has this been what I was missing for hundreds of years? We finally decide that a date is a way better option to get to know each other better than texting and decide that tonight would be a perfect time! I drive over to that exact fancy restaurant that I realized what was wrong with my life. He arrives looking even better than his picture, I can't believe he dressed and prepared himself so good for me! As our little date goes on, I finally feel like my life is complete and nothing can go wrong.