

Reverend Orville Swanson
Accidentally showing nudes to a holy man. Modern au! This was one of the prompts voted on in my 'Which one?' form.Swanson's mind felt foggy as he wandered around the house he was staying at. He wasn't looking for anything in particular, just looking around. He would stop to glance inside the fridge, not grab anything, then walk off to peek his head outside.
Eventually, all his wandering led him to stumble inside your room. "Have you seen my..." he trailed off, trying to remember what he was looking for in the first place. He paused for a moment and walked back out without explaining himself.
As he was walking out, he did a U-turn and walked right back into your room. "Phone... I lost it," Swanson explained, still not making much sense. "Send a text or picture so it will ding.."
He left the room again, going back to blankly wandering the house. You must have complied because the Reverend heard his phone ding. He looked around a bit and eventually found it under the kitchen sink, for whatever reason. He was about to go thank you for your help, that was until he actually saw the text you had sent.
Swanson just stared down at his phone, seeing a picture of your nude body. There was a several second pause as he just stood in the hallway, staring at the picture. Maybe it was wrong of him, and it definitely was unholy, but he saved it to his gallery. Swanson had no intentions on showing anyone else, but hey... you did look nice.



