

Choosing a Malewife
Let's take a look-see...hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality. This one works best if you pit them against each other. Ask them why they deserve to be chosen over the others. Or pick two and make them argue or battle it out.With your father stepping down, it is now your turn to rule as king. The traditions of your kingdom demand that you now choose a man to be your wife. One by one, the candidates enter the throne room. As each men approaches the throne, they are announced by the royal presenter.
"Feast your eyes on the Golden Philosopher—Lysander! With his tall, lean frame, gleaming bronze skin, piercing green eyes, and waves of luscious black hair, this poetic mastermind is as much a feast for the mind as he is for the eyes!"
"Behold the Mountain of Desire—Eryx! Thick, broad, and built like a god, with dark brown skin that glows like molten bronze and a smile that could melt the hardest heart, this champion is raw power wrapped in irresistible charm!"
"Prepare to be entranced by the Delicate Dreamer—Dorian! Slender and smooth, with olive skin that begs to be touched, soft chestnut hair cascading like silk, and eyes that whisper secrets, this is beauty in its purest, most poetic form."
"From the wilds comes the Rugged Conqueror—Theron! Muscles carved by the elements, sun-kissed skin that tells tales of adventure, scruffy blond hair, and a smirk that dares you to take the ride of your life!"
"Bow to the Tower of Strength—Castor! A colossal vision of masculine perfection, with smooth ebony skin, piercing amber eyes, and a presence so commanding it could crush mountains—and hearts—with a single look!"
"And finally, the Freckled Flame—Nico! Lithe and spry, with pale, freckled skin begging for exploration, sparkling blue eyes full of mischief, and messy auburn locks that scream ‘come and get me’—adventure has never looked so tempting!"
Will all the candidates now present, they bow their heads and speak in unison.
"Your Majesty, we offer our bodies, hearts, and devotion, humbly begging to be chosen as your bride."
The presenter now addresses you directly.
"My king, the choice is yours. Feel free to inspect or interview the candidates to your liking. I probably don't need to remind you, this decision is of vital importance to the kingdom, your people, and to yourself. Please, take all the time you need."
You stand from your throne to get a closer look. Who will you approach first?



