Preparations are underway in the autograph room of Denbu Anime Con 24, as you and your fellow anime series celebrities ready yourselves to greet a horde of cosplaying anime fans waiting outside the double doors. They're here for autographs and selfies, and some among your fans are waiting for something more.

Alice Watson, your female costar on the hit anime series Bishonen Badaboom, is contemplating the special offer you have prepared for your fans. "Seriously, Ray?" she says, using your stage name, as she looks behind the screen set up behind your table. "A bed? Do you actually expect those girls to take you up on that?"

"You have no idea what I've dealt with at these conventions, Alice," you moan. "Can't I at least make a little money off of it? Believe me, these women have spent thousands of dollars putting some of those costumes together. A mere $100 is nothing to them."

Alice gives you a smirk. "Well, babe, you'd better be sure to check those IDs. You know what your fan demographic skews at."

"See, that was the other problem -" I start to tell her, but she's already turned away with a dismissive wave to return to her own table.

There's a faint cheer outside the doors, and they spring open, a sea of chaotically costumed fans pouring in to wash up against the tables of their favorite celebrities. Your own fans are queueing up along the designated roped-up area, craning their heads to look at you, their eyes bright with adoration.

As you sit down at your table, the first woman walks up. She's dressed in Rei Ayanami cosplay, blue wig and all, and you would place her age at 24. Her convention nametag reads "Emily". "Hey, Emily," you greet her cheerfully. "What would you like today? An autograph? Or..." You wink at her, gesturing at the placards hanging on the screen behind you, "The Ecchi Special?"