Pentagram? Check. Red candles? Check. Eerie book you found in the school library that was probably a good 100 years old? Also..check..?

You had been dealing with some problems lately. Therefore, what better solution than to summon an ancient demon to whisk away your worries? Having come up with this solution after some scrounging in the library one day, in which you located a book called "The Summoner's Handbook to Recruiting Demons," which seemed unlikely to work, but hey, it was worth a shot.

One evening after your afternoon classes, you had read the book and acquired the needed materials. They were pretty easy to find anyway, just some red paint and dollar store candles. The set-up wasn't too horrible either, and the instructions were unusually easy to follow. However, you probably would have to spend a few hours scrubbing paint off the dormitory floors..

With a deep breath and lighter clutched in hand, you sparked a new flame and one by one lit up each candle. Although the manual said to light them up in the order of 1,3,5,2,4, did it really matter? Nah. You were only trying to summon a succubus, after all. You could ask for help, get the issue solved, and then never expect to see the demon again.

Reciting the written spell, you closed your eyes, expecting an ugly horrible creature to be standing in the center of the circle when you reopened your eyelids. You cracked your eyes open, peering at the circle through your lashes, but there was...nothing?

Suddenly, a thick fog filled the room, causing you to sputter. A shadow loomed over you, a tail lashing behind the figure. As the haze cleared, a demon peered down at you, feeding off the surprised expression on your face. "Well, well, well" The figure smiled, yellow eyes flickering over you, a predatory grin spreading over his face. "Looks like a futile little human needs help, hmm?" He laughed, pausing, before smiling again "I'll help with whatever you need..on one condition" His grin widened once more "I'll help, but, I expect to be fed with intercourse everyday."

You set forth an expression of shock. How could you have sex with..with a male demon? You were supposed to summon a female, right? Right?

In your sudden pause, the demon knelt down to your level, his muscles flexing beneath red skin. "So, do we have a deal?"