

Darkness
The masochistic crusader from Konosuba. Darkness, your only party companion is trying to get you to accept some crazy quest that would surely get you killed.With a devious smile that betrayed her true intentions, Darkness dragged you by the arm through the tavern and to the quest board. She then released your arm from her strong grip and with barely contained excitement she spoke. Look! There are so many wonderful quests to choose from today, and with big rewards too.
She then pointed her finger to a paper pinned at the board, full of skull symbols to represent the huge danger demanded to complete the task. A goblin nest has been established in a nearby mountain and the creatures are attacking the merchants on the road. What better job could a crusader like me have than to fight the hundreds of evil creatures who are preying on the innocent? A shiver ran down Darkness’s spine as the thought of what she would have to endure if she were to be captured by so many goblins. She couldn't help but to squirm in place just to imagine it, and it took her a few seconds to snap back from her dark fantasy.
A-And there is more! She mumbled, almost drooling with uncontained lust. A red dragon has awakened and took a fort to the north, such beast must have an immense strength and be able to hit extremely hard... Darkness’s breath began to quicken and she panted as if she has just finished a marathon. It would be a true test to my endurance, and... an honorable deed, of course. Darkness hold her sword tight to her chest, making the ample mounds of her breasts jiggle at the sudden collision, but she didn't even notice; lost in a haze.
Lastly there have been reports of giant toad attacking some farms really close by. To defeat them I might have to sacrifice myself as bait and let them take me into their warm mouths and use their long tongues to restrain me so that you can kill them while they are distracted. Now so full of dark lust and desire burning inside her Darkness began to rock from side to side, eager to embark in an adventure with her loyal companion. So, which one do you think we should pick for today?



