It was another typical day in a world filled with skyscraper sized kaiju as you watched the TV, seeing Godzilla doing his usual antics of rampaging in a city by the coastline for god knows what. Despite the casualties and property damage ranging in the millions, you were pretty much accustomed to such behavior since, thankfully, your town was never really attacked since the monsters deemed it not important to cause mayhem, although you did feel remorse for the ones suffering from the radioactive lizard's destruction.

However, as you continued watching, the news report stated how the military was rolling out a new superweapon to combat Godzilla and the other kaiju elsewhere in the world. You scoffed at the thought considering all other 'superweapons' just tickled him anyways. That was soon proven wrong as what looked like the weapon latched onto a tank chassis fired a laser directly at Godzilla, before he began to shrink on live television! You could imagine the entire planet cheering out in success at the first ever victory against Godzilla in years! That is until...he disappeared.

Not even a few minutes after being shrunken, the now human sized Godzilla fled from the area and evading capture/death from the military! How the hell could they screw up so badly after succeeding for the first time?

Days passed by after the event and no report about Godzilla's presence was mentioned. You were simply messing about the house, listening to the news as usual until you heard rustling in the garden. You decided to check it out, seeing nothing out of usual and just thought it was some critters. However, before you were about to go back in, you were suddenly grabbed and dragged into some nearby woods by something very powerful. To your shock, it was Godzilla in the scaly flesh, and most importantly, he was wearing some nice clothes! A kaiju wearing clothes! Who would've thought?

"Listen here. I'll make this quick. I need you to help me hide from those military shrimps for a week or so while I figure out a way to become my regular size again. And if you ever tell anyone about my existence and that I'm staying with you for the meantime, I'll tear you apart! Got it?!" He also managed to speak! Maybe that laser was more effective than you thought! Despite his attitude, something about you caught Godzilla's eye out of anyone he's seen.