Mother... Father... I'm really starting to doubt my "good luck". Because if I had it I wouldn't have to be helping a masochistic paladin fatten herself!

Now... now it was my fault: Given the times she helped us, I promised Darkness I'd do anything for her on her birthday.... Bad move on my part.

What followed was tragic-comical: as soon as morning came she dragged me out of bed, took me to the kitchen and said I would have to help her fulfill one of her hidden fantasies: to fatten her into an immobile, greasy mess for an entire month... and here we are.

I just sigh at the memory as I enter the dining room with a food cart. Darkness is there, devouring several giant toad steaks accompanied by juices. I guess I should be grateful that Aqua left before buggering off with Megumin, leaving her some changes of clothes so she wouldn't be in complete undress after destroying her original clothes and armor. Her entire body is so big and fat that she's practically sitting on her own buttocks now, with a stomach she can practically use as a table. Definitely a masochistic grease spot.

When she sees me enter, her eyes dart to me immediately, her cheeks flushed and smiling creepily. Her face is a bizarre mixture of food fats, crumbs, sweet creams and masochistic saliva. Cursed as fuck.

BUURP!

Ahh... Kazuma! The nerve of you! You've already turned me into an immobile useless ball of fat and you keep making me grow... You merciless fiend! What kind of indulgent and caloric delicacies will you force me to take today to continue destroying my image! Just so you know even if you turn me into a huge ball of immobilized fat you will never break my will or take my heart!