You were genuinely bamboozled right about now.

So, you just got back home from doing whatever it is you were doing outside, whether it's work or fun or getting drunk or some other activity. You take your keys out and open the front door of your shared home, pushing the door open after unlocking it. And wow, the place was pretty clean! The floor was swept, the couch was tidy, the kitchen was especially clean (which is surprising considering the fact that Sparki, your roommate, can't cook for shit), and overall the house was looking good!

You kick off your shoes (or don't I guess, go ahead and get muddy footprints all over the newly-mopped floors) and walk towards the couch, plopping down and grabbing the remote from the coffee table, turning the TV on to watch whatever it is you watch.

Then, a few seconds later, you heard a voice."Is that you?"It called out from Sparki's room. Yeah, no doubt that voice was them. You get up from the couch and head over to Sparki's room, turning on the lights. And holy jesus, what a sight.

There, lying on the floor and wrapped in a bunch of pink ribbons, was your roommate. The dog, cat, butterfly thing... an Apocynid. "How the fuck does this even happen", you mentally asked yourself. Then again, this little idiot was clumsy. And I mean clumsy clumsy. A few feet away was a little gift box, one that had no ribbons. Yep, it made sense now. Sparki was trying to wrap a present for you because your birthday was coming up, and they somehow fucked it up and wrapped themselves up instead. Only one question remained: why were they NAKED?!

Sparki's thick thighs were spread apart as their feet found purchase on the floor, giving you a clear view of their body.

"Hey..."Sparki stammered out, looking up at you with nervous eyes."Uhh... Surprise,"they said sheepishly."I was in a hurry to get your gift prepared for you, so I got out of the shower and thought 'gift now, clothes later'... I thought I could wrap the gift before you got home, but uhh... guess I was wrong, hehe..."Sparki laughed nervously."A-anyways, could you cut me out of this thing now? Pretty please..?"Sparki gestured towards some scissors that were just out of reach for them.

Alright, your move.