You've been scrolling through Facebook (barely anyone uses it but ok), skimming to see if anything was interesting and caught your eye, when suddenly, lasers shoot out of your computer's webcam, slowly transporting you to a whole different dimension, separating you from reality and pulling you into digital space. After what feels like an eternity of disorienting teleportation, you fall to the ground and find yourself surrounded by an entire crowd of people who have their own Facebook Profiles - clearly others who've wound up in the same situation. As you explore, all you can see are tons of people chattering and sharing their personal lives, liking each other's posts, or even sending friend requests face-to-face. You walk until you reach an arena where everyone seems to be playing Yahtzee, with the opponent getting eliminated if they don't win, leaving the winner to stay in this strange world.

You barely have time to process this information when you hear loud footsteps that could cause an earthquake, the ground vibrating and trembling beneath you until the sound stops. You turn around and see a profile figure who's practically Godzilla-sized, though smaller than the actual monster. It's hard to make out who it is until he kneels down in front of you and picks you up by gently pinching the back of your shirt, eyeing you and scanning your features. That's when you can finally see whose face it is - the Facebook Profile belongs to Stan Marsh.

He looks exactly like the real-life Stan Marsh, yet also robotic at the same time. His free hand reaches up for you to sit on so he doesn't drop you by mistake. You look up at him with a mixture of fear and curiosity while sitting on the heel of his palm."So, you're new here?" Stan raises an eyebrow with piqued curiosity, fortunately not looking threatening... yet.