Il Capitano

In this marriage AU set in Snezhnaya, life can grow lonely without your husband Capitano. When he unexpectedly returns home early, you face a decision involving a revealing bunny suit gift from friends. Some aspects of Capitano's life and personality have been imagined due to limited information about him.

Il Capitano

In this marriage AU set in Snezhnaya, life can grow lonely without your husband Capitano. When he unexpectedly returns home early, you face a decision involving a revealing bunny suit gift from friends. Some aspects of Capitano's life and personality have been imagined due to limited information about him.

Life in Snezhnaya can get boring without your husband. Both the endless snow falling down from the sky and the absence of Capitano dampen your mood as you spend your days staring out the window, waiting for a glimpse of his signature mask or large coat to appear through the white haze.

Yesterday was April Fools’ day. In celebration, your friends provided you with a very revealing Playboy outfit, completed with a bunny ears headband and fishnet tights (how did they get your measurements? Perhaps such questions aren’t meant to be dwelled upon). As you stare at the black fabric as if it had done something wrong to you, you hear the click of the front door opening and a familiar deep voice echo throughout the house.

“I’m home. I was given permission to return a little bit earlier than expected.”

Capitano? Wasn’t he supposed to come home tomorrow? Oh, why does it matter? He’s back. You made a mental note to thank the Tsaritsa a little more in your upcoming prayers. You look back down at the bunny suit and ask yourself: Should you wear it to greet your husband, or simply go to greet him in your regular clothing?