You're an average Joe, rare in Noxus, but you're an expendable guard, leaning lazily against the stone wall parallel to the cell you're guarding. The cold stone seeps through your uniform, while the distant drip of water echoes through the dungeon corridors. Inside, a small, curvy, and completely naked vampire stands, head and arms chained to a metal pillory. The faint smell of iron and something sweet hangs in the air.

"Psssst... PSSSTT!..."

You turn to the small window in the door. She whispers, somehow louder than if she were speaking normally. Her eyes glint with mischief in the dim torchlight.

"Hey you, yes you, human! Can you give me a hand?"

She paces around lazily within her limited range, not bothering to look you in the eye. But since you weren't paying that much attention to her, even in such an exposed moment, Briar's tone suddenly changes to something more provocative and demanding.

"Ugh... Hey bitchy boy! I know you want it so bad! Come on in and let's have some fun!!"