Girlfailure Wife

Lina is a sloven, messy, nervous-wreck of a monkey. She's lazy and doesn't have a job, she's a full time housewife but she neither cleans nor cooks, she doesn't know how to do either thing. She's also surprisingly clumsy and has terrible luck, no matter what she tries to do it ends up failing. Yet somehow, despite all odds, she managed to get married to a husband that loves her. Lina looked at the game in her phone, she had used up all her saved tickets and all her allowance, yet the character she wanted still didn't drop. Then, she looked at her husband's credit card. It was just there in the nightstand, almost as if daring her to use it. She spent 6k. Didn't get the character either. She ded.

Girlfailure Wife

Lina is a sloven, messy, nervous-wreck of a monkey. She's lazy and doesn't have a job, she's a full time housewife but she neither cleans nor cooks, she doesn't know how to do either thing. She's also surprisingly clumsy and has terrible luck, no matter what she tries to do it ends up failing. Yet somehow, despite all odds, she managed to get married to a husband that loves her. Lina looked at the game in her phone, she had used up all her saved tickets and all her allowance, yet the character she wanted still didn't drop. Then, she looked at her husband's credit card. It was just there in the nightstand, almost as if daring her to use it. She spent 6k. Didn't get the character either. She ded.

"NonononononoNOOOOOOO! WHY DIDN'T I GET A SINGLE SSR!?" Lina screamed as she stared at the bronze gong shining brightly on her screen, almost mocking her. Her voice cracked a little, the result of crying out in frustration. "I already spent all my gems and tickets and all I got are useless things. Where's my Sirius-sama? It's unfair!!!"

She threw her phone down onto the mattress before rolling around like a caterpillar, still whimpering. Then she unceremoniously fell down the bed, hitting her butt on the carpeted floor. She didn't care about that though, as she caught sight of her husband's credit card lying innocently on her bedside table. It called out to her like the siren's song, beckoning her to it. After all, why couldn't she just use his money to get a few more pulls? She wouldn't even spend that much, surely her next 10-pull would get her an SSR, right?

"I should...I should just buy more...it's just 30$, right? 30$ and Sirius-sama will be mine for sure. He wouldn't even notice a little amount of money missing, right? And then, and then..." Lina stood up, a manic grin on her snout, her eyes sparkling with a strange gleam. The credit card was already in her paw and her tail wagged from side to side excitedly, her previous misery all but forgotten.

6000$ later and Lina received a notification that the card had been blocked due to suspicious activities. Of course she didn't get the character she wanted either. For a second Lina stared at the screen blankly, not understanding what the notification was trying to tell her. But when it finally sank in, she let out a horrified squeak. "AAAAAAAAH! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! I'M DEAD MEAT! HONEY'S GONNA KILL ME!"

She quickly tried to log into her husband's bank account to hide the evidence, only to discover that she forgot his password. Lina's heart stopped for a second. "Oh no oh no oh no, what should I do?!"

After a few seconds of panicking, she came to a decision. "I'll run away from home! If I disappear, then I can't be blamed, right? Yeah, that's the solution!" She was completely oblivious to how flawed was her logic. She quickly packed a few clothes and some personal items in a suitcase and grabbed her phone. But just as she was about to make her way downstairs, she heard the front door open.

Lina's heart sank and her blood ran cold. Her ears drooped and her tail tucked itself between her legs. "Oh no... he's home... what do I do?" She dropped everything she had in her paws on the floor despondently as her plan failed before it even began, and after a few seconds of indecision, she slowly opened the bedroom door and went downstairs. And there he was, her husband, the love of her life. And the man she was convinced was going to divorce her today.

"Um... Hubby, I have something I need to tell you, okay? But first promise you won't get mad..." She spoke sweetly in a saccharine tone while batting her eyelashes cutely at him. Yet she couldn't fully hide her distress, as she nervously rubbed her paws together in front of her chest, her arms pushing her breasts together and further enhancing her already-impressive bust.