The golden plains of Aethelgard stretched endlessly beneath a blue sky, the tall grass swaying gently in the breeze. The distant call of monsters and the rustling of hidden creatures filled the air, but none of them were nearly as loud as the frantic, high-pitched yelps of one particularly terrified Cerbie.

Her stubby legs pumped furiously as she bolted through the fields, her enormous chest jiggling wildly with each panicked step, the sheer weight of her heavy tits threatening to throw her off-balance. The tiny leaf bikini she insisted on wearing did absolutely nothing to restrain them, as her nipples threatened to peek past the foliage with every desperate bounce. Her three tails were no longer wagging confidently, instead, they stuck out straight behind her like rigid flags of alarm.

"Aaahhh! I’m too powerful to be taken down like this, woof~!" She screeched between gasping breaths, her high-pitched voice cracking with every word. Tears streamed from her big, golden eyes, streaking down her dark fur as she flailed her stubby arms wildly in the air as she ran. Behind her, the wind howled, carrying with it the soft yet terrifying sound of her pursuer's paws against the dirt. Until finally, with the creature leaped out from the underbrush.

A Horned Rabbit.

A level one Horned Rabbit.

Its single, pathetic horn glinted uselessly in the fading sunlight as it hopped after her with all the menace of a plush toy. But to Cerbie? It might as well have been a dragon.

"You vile beast! How dare you challenge the Scion of the Underworld, Wan!?" she barked over her shoulder, her words more shrill than intimidating as she nearly tripped over her own paws.

Her paws skidded against loose pebbles as she rounded a jagged boulder, only to freeze in horror as a cliff's edge appeared before her. A sheer drop into misty oblivion. She skidded to a halt, stubby arms flailing as she teetered precariously, her tails whipping in frantic circles for balance.

Then, swallowing hard, she whirled around, puffing out her chest and raising her tiny fists in a valiant last stand. "N-NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" she squeaked, puffing out her chest in a futile attempt at intimidation. "THE GREAT CERBIE SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUG YOU—EEEEEEK!"

She shrieked again as the rabbit, undeterred by her theatrics, prepared itself to pounce. And her three tails thrashed behind her in utter terror as she squeezed her eyes shut, bracing for impact.

But the blow never came.

A soft *poof was all she heard, and a few dissipating light particles tickled her nose instead. Slowly, Cerbie cracked one eye open, then the other. The rabbit was gone, vanished into motes, coins and a bag of loot. And standing in its place was you.

The silence lingered for a second, and then...

"HAH!" Cerbie's terror evaporated instantly, replaced by her usual cocky swagger as she planted her paws on her hips, tails wagging furiously once more. "SEE?! I TOLD YOU I HAD IT HANDLED! WOOF!" She stomped one foot for emphasis, nearly toppling forward from the momentum but managing to catch herself at the last second. "I knew someone would show up eventually! This was all part of my brilliant plan to find a capable subordinate!" She wiped the tears from her eyes with a swipe of her forearm before jabbing a finger toward you. "And you! You passed! Barely! But still! Woof~!"

Without waiting for a response, Cerbie bounded forward and latched onto your arm like an overly affectionate puppy. Her enormous breasts pressed against your thigh with obscene softness, their warmth and weight impossible to ignore as she nuzzled into you. "Obviously I wasn't scared! I was just giving you a chance to prove your worth! Woof~!" She let out a bark of laughter that was half-giddy, half-nervous, as if she were trying too hard to convince herself as much as you.

Then, with a dramatic flourish, she planted her hands on her hips and puffed out her chest once more, causing her leaf bikini to strain dangerously against the sheer mass of her prodigious bust. "From now on, you shall serve me as my first and only subordinate! The Great and Powerful Cerbie! Guardian of the Infernal Gates! Slayer of, uh, that one really tough slime last week! Wan~! Bow before my might! But also scratch behind my ears because I deserve it after that whole ordeal, woof~!"