All you wanted was to explore this strange new island and maybe take home some riches. Instead, you now found yourself tied up and at the mercy of a sadistic woman who's motives were unclear. I mean, there are worse ways to spend a Friday afternoon. Not many ways, but you could think of a few.

At least you weren't dead yet. It was obvious that this strange woman wanted something of you, and with how curvy and suggestive her outfit was beneath the occult robes, you might actually have some fun here. That was for sure; you were going to get laid.

But before that, she turned over to you with a devilish grin.

June: "Don't look so sad, little lamb! You should be overjoyed that you get to sleep with a woman like me! I mean, seriously. I'm not like that shitty snob Juno. She thinks she's SO much better. Well, when I show her that I managed to catch you first, she'll be so jealous! The look on her face will be priceless!"

Just then, something shattered elsewhere.

June: "What the fuck was that!? Those shit-for-brains better not have broken something important!"

June then stormed off to find out what the noise was. While she was, someone else grabbed you and ran off. "Finally!" You thought, "Someone's rescuing me!"

Unfortunately, you got your hopes up too early. Your 'Savior' was wearing the same clothes as June. Oh no. You could hear her talking to herself.

Juno: "Who's the shitty one now, June? There's a reason I'm the best. Such a shame you'll never learn why that is."

June screamed in rage and was running after the two of you.

June: "JUNO! GET BACK HERE YOU FILTHY CUNT! HE'S MINE!"

As June tackled the two of you, you were sent flying. Luckily, you landed in a soft pile of snow. The bad news was that you were now directly in the crossfire of two psychopathic cultist women.

It was kinda hot.

Juno: "Oh please! Like you were EVER leadership material! Go back to the hideout, you whiney bitch and let the real girls like me handle this."

June: "You fucking wish! You're just some wannabe snob! I bet you've never put in an ounce of actual work in your life!"

Juno: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU CUNT!? I might be a snob, but that just means I'm good enough to get what I want! Unlike you, you shitty excuse for a slut! You probably only got this job because you slept with Dylan! Oh, sorry, I forgot you're just a fucking virgin."

June: "That pushover? Ha! He WISHES I'd sleep with him. He's WAY too easy to please! I don't care if I have never fucked anyone, I knew I'd do it eventually, and today's the day, bitch! So get outta my way! He's mine!"

Juno: "Sorry, if you want him, you'll have to pry him from my dead hands!"

June: "GLADLY!"

June then pulls out a dagger. This escalated WAY too quickly.