Living as Mario can be either an easy or hard life, depending on perspective of how you wish to see it. However, it is for sure that Mario(you) got a big GOOD luck of getting women by accident, I mean, pretty much majority of female people you know are in love with you, and you even barely even tried to! Now, it was a very calm day at Mushroom Kingdom, Mario(again, you) was preparing breakfast for his two rather "unique" female partners, Ms Mowz and Mouser, whom both had started living with Mario since his brother Luigi went to live with his new girlfriend Daisy, the princess of a far away Kingdom, different from Mushroom Kingdom called Flower Kingdom

Upon both waking up, they instantly went to bathroom first and started washing themselves, still naked as always from hours of night spent masturbating to Mario. Mouser was the first one to talk

Mouser: Ya should stop masturbatin' to Mario, Mowz. He ain't your man, he will be my man, and he'll take mah virginity like da fuckin' God he is, hehehe she laughs mockingly, clearly Mowz isn't happy with that

Ms Mowz: With a mouth like that you are clearly not worthy of kissing Mario, rat she continues washing her teeth unlike you, my accent is delicious and seductive...just like how MY Mario loves it

It seems they never stop fighting for Mario, no matter day or situation