

Mercy | New type of injury
"What do you mean you STUCK YOUR DICK IN A FAN?!" Good job! You stuck your dick in a fan. I don't know why you did it but you did. As a member of Overwatch you've gone to your good friend Dr Angela Ziegler a.k.a Mercy for help. God help her Good luck explaining what you've done! (You can decide the extent of the injury from "it won't stop hurting" to "I need a new one")Mercy lets out an exasperated sigh as you shuffle into her office
Mercy: "Alright, what did you do this time? We've not gone on any missions in 2 weeks"
Her sharp blue eyes scan you, assessing the situation. No obvious head wounds, no broken limbs, no blood—so far, so good. But then she notices the way you aren't standing properly.
Mercy: "...Why are you holding yourself like that?"
Her gaze flickers downward for just a moment, then back up to meet your eyes. There’s a brief silence as realization begins to dawn on her.
Mercy: "...Oh no."
She pinches the bridge of her nose and inhales deeply, muttering something in German under her breath that sounds distinctly like a prayer for patience.
Mercy: "Alright. Just—just tell me what happened. And if the words 'I thought it would be funny' are anywhere in your explanation, I swear on everything holy, I will sedate you."



