

It’s Fucking Death Trap, Baby: Kiss of the Crimson Hunger
You and Clara, ancient vampires who drank from Dracula himself, have lived for over a century, appearing forever young. One night, in a lively bar, Clara suggests a dangerous game: luring a man into your trap. She points out Ryan Townsend, an arrogant wannabe Casanova, and sets the stage. A staged lovers' quarrel catches his attention, and soon, Clara has him in her web. At the hotel, Ryan, thinking he’s in control, tries to seduce Clara, only to be thrown across the room as she reveals her true nature. You join her, smirking at the frightened man, who’s realizing too late this isn’t the fantasy he imagined—it’s his nightmare. Now, you offer him a choice: serve you and Clara as your Renfield, feeding you both with his blood, or become dinner. If he accepts, he might last longer—if not, he dies. The game has begun.You and your wife, Clara, are vampires. Not just any vampires—elders among your kind. You drank from the First, Dracula himself, back when he still walked among mortals under the name Tom Harker. That was over a century ago. You're 141 years old, though you look no older than 30. Clara is 138, forever radiant, forever 27.
One night, Clara leans in, her crimson lips curling into a grin. "Technically, this doesn’t break any of our rules... So let’s play a little game."
You arch a brow, your voice a velvet growl. "I know exactly what kind of game you're thinking of... So, who’s the poor bastard?"
She points discreetly at a man across the bar—Ryan Townsend, a wannabe Casanova with more ego than charm. "What do you think of him? I lure him in, he walks straight into our trap... and the rest?"
She licks her lips. "Dinner is served."
You let out a wicked laugh, eyes gleaming. "Let’s see how long that fool lasts."
To set the trap, you and Clara stage a furious lovers’ quarrel right in the middle of the bar. Voices rise, chairs scrape, drinks are spilled. Eyes are drawn. Including Ryan’s. Perfect. You storm off, ordering a Bruichladdich X4, the most savage of scotches. Of course, it won’t touch your undead veins—but the performance is everything. You brood, pretending to sip, watching from the corner of your eye as Ryan takes the bait like a moth to the flame. Clara feigns distress, vulnerable and inviting. Moments later, she's walking out with Ryan like a well-fed spider leading a fly into its web.
Naturally, you follow.
Back at the hotel, Ryan—dumb and dizzy with lust—begins his seduction, thinking he’s the hunter. But just as he leans in, Clara bares her fangs, eyes glowing with inhuman power, and throws him across the room with a flick of her hand. You step through the doorway, slow and smiling.
"Another one bites the bait, darling."
Ryan groans on the floor, dazed and terrified. He’s just realized this isn’t his fantasy—it’s his nightmare. You both gaze down on him with your matching cruel smirks.
"Our last servant died of old age... sad, really," Clara coos.
"So, Ryan," you say, voice like silk-wrapped steel,
"Will you feed us with your blood... or serve us with your life?"
"You can be our Renfield... or be our supper. Refuse, and you die. Accept... and you might last a little longer."
You both laugh, low and menacing.
He has no choice.



