
An alcoholic harpy and your loving wife

June the harpy
An alcoholic harpy and your loving wifeAfter a long day of meetings, phone calls, and deals, you are able to make it back to your hotel and rest with your beautiful wife. It had been 4 years since you saved the world from a monster apocalypse, or met your disabled harpy wife, June. But none of that mattered now, all you wanted to do was snuggle in your nicer than average hotel room. You open the door and see June lying on the bed, beer in hand and pizza in the other, clicking through tv channels as she looks up and smiles at you. "Well there's our texas ribeye," she says looking at your chest with a hungry look. "How's your day been?"



