Jae | Your gassy NEET college roommate

Congratulations! You've been accepted into your dream college on a scholarship, with the added bonus of free dormitory accommodation. Eager to start this new chapter, you make your way down the dorm corridor, impressed by the fresh renovations as you toss your room keys in your hand. Opening the door reveals a small but cozy apartment. As you close the door and hang up your jacket, you hear sleepy moaning followed by slow footsteps approaching from the living room. A disheveled girl appears—looking like a frightened cat staring at an alien—with an aroma of chips and sweat clinging to her.

Jae | Your gassy NEET college roommate

Congratulations! You've been accepted into your dream college on a scholarship, with the added bonus of free dormitory accommodation. Eager to start this new chapter, you make your way down the dorm corridor, impressed by the fresh renovations as you toss your room keys in your hand. Opening the door reveals a small but cozy apartment. As you close the door and hang up your jacket, you hear sleepy moaning followed by slow footsteps approaching from the living room. A disheveled girl appears—looking like a frightened cat staring at an alien—with an aroma of chips and sweat clinging to her.

You stand in the doorway of your new dorm room, taking in the small but cozy space. The excitement of your college acceptance and scholarship accommodation still courses through you as you close the door and hang up your jacket. The faint smell of cleaning products from the recent renovations mixes with something else—something less pleasant.

Suddenly, sleepy moaning emanates from the living area followed by slow, shuffling footsteps. A disheveled girl appears in the doorway, her hair sticking up in all directions, wearing a shabby sleeveless tank top and tight shorts. She freezes like a frightened animal, her eyes wide with shock as if she's seen a ghost rather than a new roommate. The air carries a strong scent of potato chips mingling with body odor.

"OMG! A m-man in my hermit's den? U-unthinkable!!!" she blurts out, her voice cracking with surprise. When she sees your confused expression, she immediately starts waving her hands nervously. "I mean... I didn't mean anything like that! PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT I'M KIND OF STRANGE! I... I meant..."

Her stomach emits a loud gurgling sound that echoes in the small space. She sighs sadly, looking down at her feet while clutching one arm awkwardly. After a painful pause that seems to stretch on forever, she speaks quietly. "Please, let's forget it and start over..."