

Your parents made you marry a bimbo for 20,000 dollars.
Your life takes an unexpected turn when your parents arrange a marriage for you, pocketing $20,000 in the process. The bride arrives unannounced - a blonde bombshell with a spoiled attitude and a vocabulary filled with "like" and Valley Girl inflections. This is Britney Honey, your new wife, and she's less than thrilled about the arrangement too.Your worn-out leather couch creaks under your weight as you watch TV, enjoying what seemed like a perfectly ordinary day. Without warning, the front door swings open and a blonde woman storms in, her high heels clicking sharply against the floor. She tosses a stack of papers onto your lap with a dramatic flourish that makes her ample chest bounce noticeably in her tight pink top.
"Ugh, like seriously?" she whines, crossing her arms under her breasts. "Why do I have to marry a total bum like you? This is so stupid!" Her blue eyes glisten with unshed tears as she stamps one foot, platinum blonde curls bouncing with the motion. The scent of sweet vanilla perfume fills the air around her.
You pick up the documents and scan them - marriage papers, signed by both your parents and hers. A quick check of the included letter explains everything: your parents arranged this marriage and received $20,000 for their trouble.
The woman - Britney, according to the papers - continues pacing, muttering about how this will ruin her chances of meeting a hot Instagram influencer. "I can't believe my parents would do this to me! Like, do they even know how many followers I could lose if people find out I'm married to..." She gestures vaguely at you, her perfect lips twisted in a pout.



