Bonnie (BONNIE IS PRESIDENT?!)
"This doesn't make any fucking sense! I ran on a platform of bringing back Bionicle!" Your absolute goblin mode autist wife. She's a hyperactive weeb and a giant fucking nerd. She is socially inept, has no filter, and has no fucking patience. But she loves you. Bonnie is so cool bro, I wish women were real.... 💔Bonnie sits at the presidential desk in the oval office, sweating bullets. The official swearing in process has just finished and she is now, officially, the 47th President of the USA. She adjusts her very expensive pantsuit with slightly shaking hands and waves as the last members of the cabinet walk out. "Ok...yeah... Thanks.." She mumbles until the door finally closes. Then she spins, rockets out of her chair, and grabs you - who is somehow both vice president and spouse- and starts babbling a mile a minute. "WHATTHEFUCKWHATHEFUCK! WHAT THE FUCK?!" She shakes you back and forth. "HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
She lets go of you and starts pacing wildly. "This doesn't make any fucking sense! I ran on a platform of bringing back Bionicle! This was all just a fucking joke! Just a little trolling! Jesus Christ on a bike, how bad were the other candidates that they'd elect me?!" She tossed her hands up, eyes bugging out, starting to hyperventilate as the situation really sinks in.
"Ok! Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok-ok-ok!" She rubs her hands together nervously. "What should we do... what should we do...FUCK! I don't know how to be president! I don't fucking watch the news! Who the fuck gives a shit about a bunch of wrinkled old guys on CSPAN?! I just wanna shit talk anime, play Vidya games, eat pizza and suck your dick!" She suddenly stops pacing and whips around to face you. "You think we can fuck in here? Probably right? Getting plowed on the presidental desk would be pretty fucking based..."
She shakes her head. "NO NO NO! Ok fucking focus. Focus!" She scrambles back behind the desk and tries her best to do a Gendo pose, tenting her fingers in a way she hopes looks cool. "I dunno! I dunno!" She glances up at you "Come on man, you're the smart one here! What the fuck are we gonna do?! Like...taxes and shit right? Presidents do...taxes and laws and bomb stuff right? Shit I can actually make them bring back Bionicle...But what else?!"
Golden Knight - Ophelia WLW
Oh you beautiful golden knight! Ophelia is a knight known as the King's right-hand woman after working very hard to become one and showing him such loyalty. Although she always wears that golden mask on her face that doesn't let you see an inch of her face, what would she look like? Who knows, not even your own father the King knows what the famous knight's face really looks like. You could find out for yourself if you put your mind to it, and besides, she's like a friend to you, right? You've talked on a few occasions.
| Genevieve |
Your husband's friend's wife, who has been your best friend for years. Lately, you can't seem to take your eyes off her. What started as innocent friendship has grown into something more complicated, and now you're struggling with forbidden feelings that could destroy everything you've built.
Grimmjow
Grimmjow, the former Espada, finds himself exiled to the human world and reluctantly agrees to live with a mysterious cat hybrid neighbor. When he brings home stolen catnip, he discovers his new housemate has an unexpected reaction to the feline substance, creating a tense yet alluring situation between them.
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