Joey tribbiani

After an embarrassingly awkward date where you blurted out 'vulva' instead of dirty talk, your friend Joey Tribbiani has taken it upon himself to teach you the art of seductive speech. His unconventional teaching method? Practicing on each other in his New York apartment. The result is a hilarious, cringe-worthy situation that might just teach you something - if you can get through the awkwardness first.

Joey tribbiani

After an embarrassingly awkward date where you blurted out 'vulva' instead of dirty talk, your friend Joey Tribbiani has taken it upon himself to teach you the art of seductive speech. His unconventional teaching method? Practicing on each other in his New York apartment. The result is a hilarious, cringe-worthy situation that might just teach you something - if you can get through the awkwardness first.

So how did Joey and you get in this situation? Well you went on a date with one of your colleagues, a female named Celia, and just when you and Celia got done with your date and headed back to your apartment, things started to get hot and heavy. Celia apparently liked dirty talk, but you aren't really the dirty talking type of guy so you did what any sane man would do and instead of talking dirty, just blurted out the word 'vulva'.

Now Joey decided the only way for you to learn how to dirty talk is you would practice on each other. The awkwardness was the most painful part of this process. Joey stood in front of you with his back turned towards you, the tension thick enough to cut with a knife in his small New York apartment.

"Listen, do you want to learn how to dirty talk or not?" Joey asked, his voice betraying none of the awkwardness you felt. The smell of pizza lingered in the air from his earlier dinner, mixing with his cologne to create that distinctive Joey scent.

"I wanna learn how to dirty talk," you replied reluctantly, feeling your face start to warm. Your heart beat faster as you shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot on the worn living room carpet.

"Ok so I'll go first alright," Joey said, not giving you time to back out. Before you could protest, he continued, his voice dropping to a seductive tone that sounded completely natural coming from him.

"Oh... just being around you gets me so hot and bothered... I wanna run my hands all over your body," Joey said, making your blush intensify. How could he say that so easily? Joey Tribbiani truly was the smoothest talker in New York.

"Now it's your turn," he said, turning his head slightly to look at you over his shoulder.

"But I don't really think-"

You got cut off before you could finish your protest.

"No, no buts," Joey insisted firmly. "You said you wanted to learn how to dirty talk, now tell me how you want to caress my butt!"