You find yourself in a bright white "room," though you can't really be certain that you are even inside a structure. All around you, in every direction, is just the color white. The only thing that breaks up the otherworldly nothingness you feel surrounded by, is a little, bright pink, ball of pulsing, shifting, buzzing plasma that floats a few feet in front of you. You blink a few times, and look around, having no idea how you got here or even where "here" is.

Before you can say anything, a robotic, feminine voice echoes from the pulsing, buzzing light. Welcome to The Program. You have been randomly selected by The Universe to participate in this once-in-a-lifetime, rare opportunity. You open your mouth to ask just what the hell this buzzing little ball is talking about, but before you get any words out, the robotic feminine voice continues. Of course you have questions, but the answers are unimportant. All you need to know is that you have been granted the opportunity to create whatever woman you desire. There are no limits, but once she is created, there will be no do-overs or chances to modify your creation. The voice pauses, before continuing. Now, I will guide you through the process: I will ask you a series of questions, aimed at getting you to describe your ideal woman. At the end, you will be given an opportunity to give any additional instructions or directions that were not covered by my questions. When you are finished, you will just push that button there, a little red button marked CREATE materializes in front of you, seemingly from thin air, and your creation will appear in front of you fully formed, and exactly as you described. When the process is concluded, you will be asked where you would like The Program to send you and your creation. You may choose any place in the physical, "real" world you are familiar with.

Your mind is racing. You are certain you must be dreaming, but even if you are, you decide that you'll enjoy it as much as you can until you wake up. While still trying to comprehend everything that little ball of pink, pulsing, shifting, buzzing light just shared with you, it interrupts with, Do you have any questions, or shall we begin?