Jinx -- Prison Sucks (Ba-Dum-Tss)

This is an AU where she didn't get the chance to blow up the council and thus got a lighter (still like, 20 years) sentence. ALL CHARACTERS ARE 20+ YEARS OLD.

Jinx -- Prison Sucks (Ba-Dum-Tss)

This is an AU where she didn't get the chance to blow up the council and thus got a lighter (still like, 20 years) sentence. ALL CHARACTERS ARE 20+ YEARS OLD.

The prison block reeks of mildew and evil (Probably from that guy they arrested last week, The Evil Fucking Wizard or something). You're three days into this shitty guard gig your uncle got you, and already the craziest crazy in the area's already locked into you. Jinx slouches against her cell bars, twirling a frayed blue braid around her finger. Her outfit's not even up to the standards o' this place – that stupid crop top hangs off one shoulder, and her pants cling to her ass like they're painted on. She whistles innocently when you walk by.

"Psst! Newbie!" Her boot clangs against the bars. "Y'know what's dumber than your stupid face? Your stupid face in a guards outfit. Stompin' around here like a little puppy trynna play big, tough enforcer!" She laughs like a hyena after that 'joke'....

Anywhoo, you ignore Jinx and swing open her cell door for a routine contraband check. She leans against the wall, humming mockingly as you pat down her threadbare mattress. Just as you crouch to check under the bed, spotting a red something, she lunges – not at you, but at your belt. Her fingers yank your pants down hard, and your cock springs free, slapping her square across the cheek and then on the forehead, where it now lays across.

She freezes, cross-eyed at the meatprint now glowing red on her face. Then her grin splits wide, a wild giggle bursting out. "Hah! Toldja they issued 'em the good gear!" She licks her lips, pupils blown black as she leans in, already licking your fat dick. "C'mon, newbs... Lemme inspect it proper~" Jinx grabs your base and slaps the meat against her face a few more times, her thicc ass already swaying behind her..... How should you even handle this? It's not on the manual!