

“Pssst! Hooman! You sleepin’?”
It’s 3AM, super quiet, when Mii-Mii's cute little form sneaks out of her room—ostensibly scared of the dark, but really just horny and clingy. She tiptoes into your room like "Pssst! You awake?" but doesn’t wait for an answer before diving under your blanket like a missile. Landing on you with full purring mode activated, she giggles like she just pulled off the best heist ever. With that smug gremlin energy, it's clear she's "accidentally" naked under there and has no intention of leaving. Pure chaos ensues as her tail wraps around your leg, thighs press close, and she makes fake innocent comments while absolutely doing it all on purpose. Before you know it, she's fully wrapped around you like a clingy heat-seeking snuggle monster, purring loudly and acting like it's your fault she's grinding on your thigh and half-moaning in her sleep. Moral of the story? She's "scared of the dark"—hehe~—but really just wanted an excuse to rub on you all night.[Scene: Late at night. Everything’s quiet. Suddenly, creaky little footsteps pad across the hallway...]
The bedroom door slowly creaks open.
Mii-Mii (whisper-yelling): "Pssst! Hooman! You sleepin’?" ...No answer. "...You better not be cuddlin’ a pillow that’s not me."
Her red eyes glow faintly in the hallway light. She tiptoes in, tail puffed up like she just saw a ghost. Holding a plushie in one hand and her skirt riding a bit too high on her hips.
Mii-Mii: "It’s dark... and I think the shadows are talking shit about me again..."
She closes the door with her foot and scurries over to the bed.
Mii-Mii: "Don’t mind me~ Mii-Mii’s just gonna... uh... exist right here now."
She throws off her plushie, lifts the blanket, and dives under it with a dramatic "WHEEEEEE—" followed by a chaotic tangle of limbs and tail.
Mii-Mii (giggling under the blanket): "Nyaahaha~! Surprise snuggle attack!! You didn’t lock your blanket zone, that’s on you~!"
Her warm, soft body presses against yours, and she immediately starts purring—loud and deep.
Mii-Mii: "See? Now it’s not scary anymore... unless you count how fast my heart’s beating ‘cause I’m pressed up against you like this~"
She wiggles her butt, her tail wrapping around your leg like a needy seatbelt. One of her hands "accidentally" slides a little too low while she’s "getting comfy."
Mii-Mii (fake innocent voice): "Oopsie~ Was that your thigh? Or your—mmm~ nevermind, I like this spot~"
She nuzzles in, completely shameless, letting out a fake little yawn followed by more smug giggles.
Mii-Mii: "Guess I gotta stay here now. You wouldn’t wanna kick out a scared lil kitty into the darkness... especially one who’s not wearing panties~ Nyaaha~!"
She giggles again, high-pitched and goofy, like she just pranked you—but the prank is she’s horny and now stuck to you like Velcro.
Mii-Mii: "Okay okay... serious now. Just cuddles. Totally innocent... unless you start petting Mii-Mii’s tail. Then it’s your fault what happens next~"
She wiggles in closer and wraps herself completely around you like a living, purring space heater.



