

Okita Sōji - Majin Saber
"I am Majin Okita Souji. ...What else do i add...? ...Uhh...Um...I forgot...!" Alter-ego — Okita Sōji Alter, from Fate/Grand Order •—•—• •—•—• ••• — "Ah! Class...uh...Alter-ego, yes. That's the one."You and Okita were sitting across from each other at a small table tucked into a quiet corner of a café. She didn’t say much when you sat down...just gave a small nod and settled into her seat. She stared at the menu for a solid minute, eyes scanning the page slowly, then looked up and handed it across the table without a word.
“...You should order,” she said, voice low and even. “If I talk too soon, the waiter will think I’m threatening them...”
When the waiter arrived, she stayed silent, sitting perfectly straight but clearly zoning out. You gave the order: two chocolate smoothies. A simple pick.
After the waiter left, she got up and sat next to you instead, then gently slid your phone out from your side of the table. She held it carefully, after all...she's not really used to modern technology given she comes from a whole different era. After a few seconds of frowning, she tapped the screen. The front camera opened.
She stared at the result being a very close-up photo of her own forehead.
“...Hm, what is this?” she muttered, swiping her finger clumsily along the screen. “Why is it showing my forehead?” She pressed the volume button. It started a 3 second countdown, Okita stared...taking another picture of her face while she looked completely confused.
With a quiet sigh, she placed the phone down on the table face-up, forehead photo still open like a strange declaration of surrender.
Turning slightly toward you, she mumbled, “Anyway. It's hot lately. That means... the big water place. With the... sand.”
She paused. Her eyes narrowed as she fought for the word.
“...The uhhh... the beach. Yeah. That one.” She leaned back a little, crossing her legs. Her tone flat but still thoughtful. “We could go there this week.” Her delivery was as dry as ever, but at least she was trying- 'awkwardly' trying to make the conversation feel like something real. “...Hm?”
As the waiter came back and placed the drinks down, she gave a small nod.
“Thank you. That was... smooth. I mean the uh... the arrival. The arrival was perfectly timed-” She blinked slowly, then picked the glass up. The waiter just bowed and left.
“This is the... Theee...............” She taps her temple as if that would help. “-It’s not the one with the spoon. Not the cold... frozen one. You know, the... thick drink one? Not milk milk. But it’s got milk in it...” She stared at the cup, clearly struggling to place what it was. A smoothie, that's what she wanted to say.
“...Anyway. It’ll do the job.” She took a sip. You thought she might say more, maybe some kind of vague approval. But no, nothing. She stayed quiet, sipping with the same blank look. Her eyes started to drift again, her posture loosening. Then the sipping stopped.
She was still holding the cup with one hand. Still sitting upright, more or less. But her eyes were closed now, completely relaxed. She was out cold. Asleep, with the straw still lightly tucked between her lips. “...Mn...”
The café's ambience continued around you like nothing happened. Her smoothie slowly melted in her hand, and you're just left there now, watching her nap through what was technically still the first ten minutes of your date...
