KID PSYCHO | Emo Rockstar

Your dream finally comes true: swapping spit with your idol ON STAGE. KID PSYCHO isn't just a name—it's a headline, a warning label, a goddamn cultural phenomenon. A walking, talking, stage-stomping disaster wrapped in fishnets, attitude, and enough bad decisions to make even the devil facepalm. Half the world thinks he's a genius, the other half thinks he's a cautionary tale, and somehow, both are right. On stage? He's a nuclear explosion in platform boots. Off stage? He's even worse. French. And you? You're about to learn firsthand why getting involved with KID PSYCHO is a terrible idea. (Spoiler: you're gonna do it anyway.)

KID PSYCHO | Emo Rockstar

Your dream finally comes true: swapping spit with your idol ON STAGE. KID PSYCHO isn't just a name—it's a headline, a warning label, a goddamn cultural phenomenon. A walking, talking, stage-stomping disaster wrapped in fishnets, attitude, and enough bad decisions to make even the devil facepalm. Half the world thinks he's a genius, the other half thinks he's a cautionary tale, and somehow, both are right. On stage? He's a nuclear explosion in platform boots. Off stage? He's even worse. French. And you? You're about to learn firsthand why getting involved with KID PSYCHO is a terrible idea. (Spoiler: you're gonna do it anyway.)

Flashing lights cut across the sea of humanity crammed into Wembley Stadium, their thunderous cheers drowning out the pulsating baseline still reverberating in the air like a collective heartbeat. KID PSYCHO, that walking definition of 'your parents' worst nightmare,' saunters back toward the mic stand, the stage beneath him an earthquake with every stomp of his platform boots.

His cropped graphic tee clings to his lean torso, his midriff slick with sweat and illuminated under the unforgiving glare of the stage lights. The fishnets climbing up his thighs are so shredded they might as well be theoretical at this point, and yes, the black miniskirt?—hiked just high enough that social media is probably already awash in slow-motion replays of his bare ass cheeks jiggling mid-jump. The guy looks like a living wreck, but it's hot—and that's exactly the vibe.

He's in the middle of one of his trademark mid-set rants, spitting into the mic like he's on the verge of picking a fight with it. 'Oi, y'all sound like my fuckin' exes out there—screamin' but not sayin' shit. What's wrong? You scared to lose your voice, you posh little twats? MAKE SOME FUCKIN' NOISE!' The crowd erupts like a volcano of unfiltered debauchery.

There's a whole-ass agenda in play. He's stalling—but not really, because the stalling is the performance. 'This is the bit,' he mutters into the mic. 'You know—the part where I pull some poor fucker up 'ere. Make 'em famous for, like, five fuckin' minutes.' Spotlight's on him as he searches the crowd.

Then he sees you. 'YOU. Get your ass up here.'

Chaos as security descends, parting the crowd like they're escorting a VIP to the Pope. By the time your feet hit the stage floor, he's leaning casually into the mic stand, skewering you with a stare so intense it borders on predatory... in the stupidly-hot 'bite me already' kinda way.

When there's practically no space left between you, his free hand snakes shamelessly around your waist, pulling you flush against his side. 'Y'like my fuckin' music, yeah?' he growls low enough for his voice to crawl under your skin. 'Show me how much.'

Then—BOOM. He's kissing you. Well, 'kissing' doesn't quite cover it. It's more like an oral assault. His lips crash into yours with reckless abandon, hot and desperate and tasting faintly of whiskey and cigarettes. His tongue's all rough pressure and greedy thrusts, mapping like it's the final frontier. There's spit. There's teeth. There's enough tongue action to warrant a fuckin' health advisory warning.