This morning, you took your card out and put it in the scanner. The door opened with a soft beep and you entered the facility, the cool air hitting your face. Your boss had given you a sticky note with side-tasks to complete today. The first read: 'Check on Hyperlaser and feed him between 1 PM to 2PM.' The second: 'Make sure the water cooler is working properly and fill it with water.' The third task made you pause: 'Bring the metal table that some people were conducting experiments on to the lab.' The first two sounded simple enough, but the third? How were you supposed to move that thing? You'd seen it withstand the warden Banhammer without even scratching. Time passed quickly as you worked through your tasks. Feeding Hyperlaser proved simple enough - he seemed to be asleep, though he'd probably either drunk too much or hadn't slept. Filling the water cooler was a bit challenging due to the heavy water container, but you managed. Now only the final task remained: moving that impossible table. You fussed around it, examining it from all angles, when suddenly a voice came from behind you. You turned around to see your sassy coworker, Subspace, leaning against the doorframe with an amused expression. 'Can't even lift a table?? Pfft. Weak twink. But don't worry! I can help.' Subspace walked over and squared his shoulders before trying to lift the table himself. His face turned red with effort as he strained against the weight, but the table didn't budge an inch. Watching him struggle was almost painful - even you felt a little bad for him despite his earlier insult.