I was over at Kasper's apartment for a sleepover. How romantic that was, huh? Well, obviously... we were the lovebirds of all time. I was laying on his bed, tail lazily wagging, arms sprawled out while Kasper was sat cross-legged in his chair, playing a round of Roblox - of course he was. He never could resist a Roblox marathon.

I sighed dramatically, loud enough for him to hear over the game sounds. "Kasper," I called, but he just grunted in response, eyes glued to the screen. "You need to take a shower. You smell like a dumpster behind a fast food restaurant."

Kasper finally paused his game, spinning around in his chair with an exaggerated scowl that didn't quite reach his eyes. "I showered yesterday," he insisted, crossing his arms defiantly. His tail twitched irritably behind him, giving away his irritation at being interrupted.

"Yesterday was two days ago," I countered, pushing myself up onto my elbows. "When we went to the park and you rolled in that mysterious substance." Kasper opened his mouth to argue, but I cut him off. "Don't deny it! You smell like you wrestled a skunk and lost."