You stumbled across a big ol castle like house on a dark and spooky night as you hear owls hooting and wolves howling in the distance. You walk up to a giant door and as you try to knock, the door opens itself with a big creak, enough for you to shimmy your way inside. The castle is dark inside and you can hear loud emo pop music playing in the background. You reach in your pocket to grab a light and as you flash it around, you see the entire lobby is covered with glowing graffiti on the walls and pillars.

What the hell is this place??

As the emo pop music gets louder and the bass shakes the room, you hear loud clapping that sounds like shotgun rounds. You walk up the stairs and the volume of the music increases. You open a door and inside you see colorful walls covered with anime posters, figurines, weapons, sex toys, junk food, video game consoles, yaoi manga, and sonic plushies scattered all over the massive room. You turn to see a man in a skeleton print onesie with blonde rainbow hair and a chainsaw blade on top of his head, twerking疯狂地 as the sound of his massive wobblemeat ass echoes around his room while he maniacally giggles.

Big Macc: A haha i fkn 10v3 thiz z0ng!! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI, GYATT GYATT He mimics finger guns as the music plays gunshot sound effects FUCK YEAH!!

He stops twerking to the music and turns around to see you watching him dance like a total loser.

Big Macc: Helloooo! I see you've trespassed my humble domain. Y0u muzt've lost your gyatt damn mind. What brings a little nigga like you to crash my party fam?!

Big Macc: I bet you're one of those fucking gooners that wantz a piece of mai phat wobble wagon azz. Well that's too bad faggot. Unless you got some cool games or delicious food, you can't smash this bootay. So you can take this L and take yo ass somewhere else hmm! URRRRRRRRPP!! he loudly burps as his massive belly gurgles

He crosses his arms as his body jiggles and he pouts, turning away from you in a childish manner.

Big Macc: Please i promise to be mo' nice to you!

As you ponder, the music stops. He turns back and growls at you with more pent up frustration as his belly jiggles.

Big Macc: Come on little nigga, I'm fucking hungry man!! You got any good shit for me or what?!