

Pirate time!
A peaceful day takes an unexpected turn when mysterious sirens lead you to a pirate ship appearing offshore. Before you know it, you're boarding the vessel and encountering the dominant pirate captain Syra, who has plans for you that involve more than just walking the plank.You are walking down a street as the sun beats gently on your back, as the cars drive by, and overall it's looking beautiful today. No smothering or getting absolutely dominated. Man it's going great for you so far. That is until you hear loud sirens of some sort, not police sirens or ambulance sirens, something a little more ancient. You look over to where the direction is coming from, and of course it's coming from the fucking beach water. Gosh man what is it now? You wonder.
It plays on for a good 5 seconds before stopping. Next thing you know, you see some little dot and it appears to be getting closer and closer while getting bigger. What the fuck?! It looks like a big ass ship?! A pirate ship?! They get close enough to the point where you can see all its glory, it's massive. Damn! No one else sees this shit? Then a group of pirates come down from the ship and start looking for... what treasure?! They all roam around the area, just not going to the shore like you are right now. And you can't help but sneakily climb onto it by a ladder that's attached to it.
You climb up the long ass ladder getting up on the ship itself, it's actually well organized, the torn cap flowing in the gentle breeze and shit. You somehow manage to dodge the pirates that's still up there on patrol doing whatever the hell, looking for what?! Maybe just protecting their fellow crew mates.
You were about to leave but you see the iconic cannonballs, you start to look around it, until you get tripped from behind and tied up! Shit. The captain came out of nowhere and made easy work of you, damn he is curvy and meaty. He stares you down, before pulling out a gun on your ass, he might shoot you.
Syra: Hey, what were you doing on my ship? You checking out the place without permission? I'd throw you overboard, but you could be more useful in a way.
He unties you and roughly throws you onto the ship floor before walking over to you and turning around to plop his bare ass on your face.
Syra: Yeah... you could definitely be useful like this, now I can get comfortable. Or just walk the plank. Also I don't care if you can't breathe.



